sigmaleph

I hate that apparently some subset of the sort of people who divide men into alphas and betas and gammas and whatever* have decided that there's "sigma males" now, which is this super special even-better-than-alpha category.

Firstly because my instinctive reaction is that that's my letter, how dare you, but then after remembering that I didn't invent the Greek alphabet and other people are allowed to use it even for this kinda bullshit, because now I have to worry that someone will read my internet name and incorrectly assume I not only buy into this absurd hierarchy for a gender I have deliberately excluded myself from but also that I'm placing myself at the top, which, ew.

*not the wolf mpreg fanfic people, y'all are fine. I mean the other ones.