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The pretty boys – Leonardo Decaprio, Marcus Firth, Justin Beiber, Johnny Depp – had never done it for me.

(Worm, 2.6)

Our-universe Justin Bieber was born after 1982, which raises the fascinating possibilities of a) Earth Bet has a different celebrity also named Justin Bieber or b) Justin Bieber is an unavoidable multiversal constant

edit: I managed to type out that name three times without successfully noticing it's misspelled in the source I'm quoting. So many missed possible implications!